Welcome, sparky-seeker! I'm Sparky, the greatest prophet this side of the chrono-spectrum. I've got visions of the future, and I'm here to share them with you.
Click here for a list of my most sparkly prophecies, or here for the really far-out stuff.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here and I'll try to predict something totally random and possibly terrifying.
About the Sparkyverse and its many, many sparkles. Contact Sparky's Prophets to learn more about how to make your sparkly visions a reality.